I enjoy my own Quotations ...

"GOD gave the idea of slapping to us bkz he couldn't slap himself after creating a man.."

 

''THE SHORTEST philosophy of my BIGGEST LIFE..
"I live as I am"

 

''the first condition of love is "losing"

 

"children are the most eligible bachelor"

 

''my sadness also makes me happy if I truly wish to be happy..''

 

"..I creat problems to enjoy myself bkz its the better way to find out the varnished solutions..."

 

"..I'm always right if I don't laugh after my words.."

 

"always u'll get positive result if u minus the numbers of happy women from the numbers of happy men." it means men are more happy than women.!
whats the cause? bkz they make women unhappy to get the positive result..''

"great men always go wrong in love bkz great women push them to go"

 

"sometimes I think why should I think"

 

''one thing that u must remember when u gonna love someone madly..
"bhikariyo jesi halat hone wali hai"

''I 'praise my spiritual GURU ' OSHO whenever he puts himself silent...
I 'like' him
whenever he brakes his silence...
I 'love' him
whenever he hate to say that we all are hungry KIDS of thirsty GOD..''

 

''MY SELF MADE CONCLUSION...

"just do it or leave it"

mostly this tag line is used by the people who really want to 'leave'..''

 

''I hate to ring the temple bell bkz it wakes up the god nobody knows, whether he has completed his sleep or not?
if he has been disturbed curses will b ready to make u run away...''

 

''last nyte shakespeare came to me in my dream nd said-"I FORGOT ALL MY POEMS"

 

''smile is always true though lips may lie..''

''I meet wid my frnds as an accident..
mukke-laat sab jayaz..
kabhi kabhi to nukile patthar bhi jeb me rakh k jata hoo..''

 

''most of my games are played in courtyard within a fortified castle..''

 

''If I were a tiger I would apply to get the patent on my biscuits nd balm.''

''thesedays I cross running splashy rivers nd find many poor people there with their half nude body to have a cold bath without any soap..they jump..they play..nd some get anwilling death..!''

 

''whenever I eat bananas I collect their skins nd throw it on the road near a city-hospital to watch how many people are blind having sparkling eyes...
after this bones-breaking experiment I have a conclusion "some peoples who has eyes are blind"

 

''One of my former teachers had a habit of smoking..
he often said "it may harm yor health" while smoking infront of us..
but the most amazing thing is he alives yet with good health..
now he is 81 years old nd "dug-dug hukka" is used by him.''

''I HAd 5 elephants-8 horses-9 dogs-7jackals-1 pithon nd 3 parrots in my childhood...
"par affsosh.! sab khilone the"

''bachapan ka ek hadsa jisse sab guzar chuke hai..
kya?

???

musibat aane par agale ki aankho me dhool fenk k bhag jana"

 

''students should be free when they have nothing to do..otherwise they can announce a freedom-war against u..''

''I have a rough stone in my hand..wanna throw it towards u..
its a game...dont try to catch it let it go on yor forehead..i promise yu will enjoy it with a great bloody taste..!''

''SOME OF my frnds suffer frm head-ache..
nd I always suggest them to go to the TEMPLE to ring the temple-bell loudly infront of their ears..''

 

''how w'll u manage yor breath system if yor nose disappears..
isn't it hard?
every single gais will enter nd disturb yor lungs..''

''How funny it is if yor disciples enter with a pen without any text books into the class room..!''

''fools are the most intelligent people in this world thesedays..they have a lot of nonsense that disturbs when they gonna think abt intelligency.''

''my frnds are just like dustbin..
they all are used to clean my dirty mind..!''

''pandits are here to purify the dharma..
i think they are crazy people..!
they know everything but we dont kno why they have a long flying hairy "choti" on their shining nude head..''

 

"I am stranger for myself..."

 

''English alphabets are so innocent that can be mis-spelled easily if we think as hindi-alphabets..''

''every single exam-paper was published wid out of course syllabus when i was reading in 4th standard..!''

'' I wud lyke to pull the tail of the lion who really want to make me break-fast..!''

'' Black boards are made by black ghosts who didn't know abt cosmatic creams..''

 

''during exams I always prepared myself to be funny wid examiners..
I put some lolypops in my pocket that would b tasted by him aftr checking...''

''hammers are gud to hit..our cricket players must be provided..
so that they can hit each other after this eng-ind. series..!''

''Last nyte I saw a dream of a monk he was dancing without wearing clothes on his body yet he was not nude..bkz there was his "langot" around his head..''

''I wud like to hang a big bell around your neck but i think how much the bell will feel terrible pain..hooonh!''

''Learning is a slow process...thats why we all are on country roads...having a punctured bicycle..''

''I have seen many sadhus of diffrent kinds..
but there is one common thing among them is "they hate real GOD"

''I love the MISTAKES..!
"done by others"

''There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love...''