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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

My harmful thoughts...often I think.!

what will u do if u find a ghost sitting on yor chest at mid night..??

''if it will be with me then i'll slap him badly bkz he might be with dirty slipper on my bed..''
''I love ghosts bkz they never tell a lie...
I hate them also bkz they always tell the truth...''
''warning for my frnds...

a plenty of nude ghosts will be alive if u die...
so plz be alive..
lets make people to hate the death..''.
''in schools we teach bastard ghosts how to celebrate the happy birth day of books..!!!''
''DOnt waste yor time to know who u are..
if u want to know abt yorself seriously then remove the make-up of self-bargaining first.''
''to teach what we dont know is like to b seated in a boat aftr closing our eyes...
dont know where the river will rurn nd we will b in the bushes under the boat...''
''college a place where fat people lead... broken ringing bell hangs in their throat to warn the poor thin stdnts..''

''extra ordinary people are always crazy to deceive themselves.''.

''a rat without its tail never can say what happened with its tail?''

 ''Zindagi mein haste raho, jiyo, khush raho kyunki kya pata - kal aage ke do daant ho na ho!''
 ''if darwin comes back he'll definitely go on fasting bkz of his self principles..''
 ''An exam is a white beard devil for every single disciple just like me, I hate exams but after completing them.....''
''reading newspapers is just like to befool self knowingly..thats why I hate to read them...''
''what the frnd is..
a person of bad habits but we ignore all of them...
nd similarly
an enemy is a person of gud habits..
still we ignore all of them...''
''we must take care our bad habits...without them we can't recognize what the good habits are..''
''Have u noticed why the people of india is so crazy abt love?
bkz of they don't know how to hate..''
''isn't it funny to have a bath in the river where many fishes visit to see who entered in their mudy kingdom.!''

''love is a coal for me nd i always use it to write on wall''nothing is better than love''

'' i never accept thanks given by those persons who say''no'' before ''thanks''

''fruits are not bad in taste even when a monkey doesnt throw it upon your head...''

"hate me if u can if not then let me love uuuu..."
I never can change my behavior what i m...its my attitude...
its ma way to enjoy ma life happily..!
so frnds have some fun whenever u wanna smile...!''
'' sharp knives are always used to cut the green mangoes.. if your are a mango i m happy to be a knife...''
''i hate dogs when they bark at themselves...have u heard them ..?''

 ''claps are responsible for victory so never ignore them while performing...''

 ''a rose can make u feel just like a royal king beaten in a war when u really love someone who is infront of u to say ''sorry! i dont love u.''

'' i have some stupid toys who play with me.''

 ''stupid questions always hav some brilliant answers''

 ''schools make a child intelligent nd colleges use their intelligency to make thems stupid..!!''
''love-birds tweet when dey com closer to lov each other a rosy fragrance proves their existence,nd the shining climate catch their heart beats''
''facebook is a better place for those person who really need some pipes to make the tail straight of a puppy  nd tweeter 4 those who wanna clap 4 them''

''some lessons published in physics books make us to hate the lectures only bkz they teach us physics..hence they re innocent.''

''Trees nd plants are suffering frm cold.. no one is interested to provide them medicine..''

Tuesday, a day of using words with harsh meaning..turn aside nd take them positively.

''making noise is a great idea to make people to listen you,,,,''

''A funny frog can eat a rabbit...''

 ''clouds are dirty nd full of frogs.. in rainy season we can prove it..

''newton's forth rule of motion.. sorry but its abt a lame doggy.. previous three rules are exceptions of it.''

''whenever I go to visit a wild zoo automaticaly POLITICIANS come in my mind..''

''politics is just what we ignore to play in our family..''

''I never put my nose btween two fingers..its the task for gals let them do..''

''I can MAKE2 feel u happy but sadness is also gud 2 BE enjoyED..''

''if u really want see the kingdom of lord go to the schools nd play with children..''

''gnomes are said by the people who dont follow them..''

''whenever God feels sadness  he starts to read the story-books written by teachers..''

''teachers are always respected by those people who are on right-way of life..''

''if teachers were trees I would like to water them always whenever I felt thirsty..''

''I may change my mind if there is no change in your mind...''

''I can play chess if there is no drunk elephant on the ground...''

''my first interview had been over by a slap on the cheek of a man who was eager to ask me the question why we people are so crazy?....''

''one who said ''barking dogs never bite'' had been bite thrice by the dogs silently...''

''somebody may say what he doesn't know abt you but before it he will be absolutely so confused what to say...!!!''

''a sword can make u remember the bloody history but it is possible that it was not used in any war to make the history....''

''an untrained doctors nd their treatments are like a falling star u may wish but ur not sure your wish will be fulfill or not...???''

a rose in red colour may draw you toward the kingdom of love but it may also warn you why it is red...!!!''

a plant of new buds is loved by everybody..''

"u are in safe hands.." it may be true untill a doctor gets angry.. so whenever I go to hospitals I leave my bad habits out of the door.''

''black boards teach us white words.. how funny it is..! blacks never do anything without help of whites..''

''if I permitted to jump frm the top of the qutub minar..I would like to jump upon the drawings of M.F.Hussain...''

''history nd geography are two sisters....they always send many students in the hospitals or in jails..''

''God made donkeys only for the one ultimate reason... to humiliate the politicians...''

half minded persons always consider themselves as the king of kings without any courtiers...thats called ''politicians nature''...''

''did you think why indian history is so famous...??? bkz it has bloody wars fought with kin stones more than love stories of so called kings.''

''I go to zim everyday early morning to save my face frm the bucket of cold water thrown by my mom....''

''if love will be sold in the market I will be happy to be the shopkeeper....''

''when I was in fourth standard I used to throw my text books in dustbin for the children of dust-collectors near my school..''

''cat may roar if lion permit him...''

I would like to leave myself in the cage of hungry tigers with lots of love..''

''if darwin comes back in the wrld he'll go on fasting first bkz of his self principles. that would be d last exception of his own principle.''

''I think 95% people in d world dont know how to say "Gud bye" to anyone bkz "bye" is never "Gud" if it is said without a charming smile..''

''Go against your wish u will find more than u wish..''

''a door without any lock always invites thieves who hate to steal ornaments.''

''Its my accendible stanch at overmodest people that they can't blemish their faith for argie-bargle..''

''let the students be learned themselves. self learning is more better than teaching without knowing their interests..''

''guess the answer when u r unable to understand the question.. if you get it then remove the quest. nd change it according yor answer..''

''drums are dumb if it will not be hit hard by the stick...''

''schools are controlled by the ringing bells not by the principals..''


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